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Song Parodies -> "Johnny Corzine"
Original Song Title:
"Johnny Angel"
Original Performer:
Shelley Fabares
Parody Song Title:
"Johnny Corzine"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Johnny Corzine. . .
He cored his company.
Johnny Corzine was an MF. . .
And Johnny’s company took a hit,
After which it turned into a pile of shit.
Johnny Corzine once was guvnor
Of a state now run by a fat guy
Because the voters of that state
Said to him, “Goodbye!”
Johnny lev’raged his company all way
To a rate of 40 to 1—that’s quite risky.
The indebtedness, huge, finally ate
The company—its fate
Was to disintegrate.
But Johnny Corzine, who’s an MF. . .
Also the name of the company
He destroyed so recklessly
But still the MF runs free.
Johnny lev’raged his company all way
To a rate of 40 to 1—insanity.
The indebtedness, huge, finally ate
The company—its fate
Was John-eviscerate.
So Johnny Corzine once ran MF. . .
And it’s he destroyed the company,
But no jail he’ll ever see
’cause the MF still runs free.
Johnny Corzine. . .
He cored his company.
He cored his company.
Johnny Corzine was an MF. . .
And Johnny’s company took a hit,
After which it turned into a pile of shit.
Johnny Corzine once was guvnor
Of a state now run by a fat guy
Because the voters of that state
Said to him, “Goodbye!”
Johnny lev’raged his company all way
To a rate of 40 to 1—that’s quite risky.
The indebtedness, huge, finally ate
The company—its fate
Was to disintegrate.
But Johnny Corzine, who’s an MF. . .
Also the name of the company
He destroyed so recklessly
But still the MF runs free.
Johnny lev’raged his company all way
To a rate of 40 to 1—insanity.
The indebtedness, huge, finally ate
The company—its fate
Was John-eviscerate.
So Johnny Corzine once ran MF. . .
And it’s he destroyed the company,
But no jail he’ll ever see
’cause the MF still runs free.
Johnny Corzine. . .
He cored his company.
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Nice new twist to that old treacle. By the way, it seems that every boy in old songs was named "Johnny".
I'm still proud that I voted for him instead of Chris Christie.
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