Song Parodies -> "How D'you Get This Pessary Freed?"

Original Song Title:

"The Sesame Street Theme"

Original Performer:

Sesame Street

Parody Song Title:

"How D'you Get This Pessary Freed?"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

Lyrics: http://members.tripod.com/Tiny_Dancer/sstheme.html

Runny, hey?
Seeping; legs bowed all day.
Ring was placed down there to help impede...

Can you help me out a bit-
How d'you get this pessary freed?

Shrunk away.
Risser ring may have strayed.
Gently reach in there,
And help retrieve...

Can you help me out a bit-
How d'you get this pessary freed?

It's embarrassing my pride.
I must claw and grope inside.
The gellhorn nipple slides through.
Help me slip it out. Cripes, it's pitiful.

Funny, hey?
Dripping seems, now, okay.
Ring was placed down there, but where's it slid?

Can you help me out a bit-
How d'you get this pessary freed?
How d'you get this pessary freed?
...Now I'm wet, just messily peed!

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Rick C - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment

What starts with the letter F, boys and girls? Fives

EmiLoca - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger must've thrown up, and the vomit must've mated with Poopie Longstocking...Luke Brattoni, I am surprised at you. Although the 5's come as less of a surprise.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Rick C and EmiLoca! Regurgitants mating with excrement? No wonder I hit on you in the first place...

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