Salads are like your... eating your lawn
There is no better taste on this earth... than fillet mignon

I gotta eat meat
It’s Gotta Be Meat!
While sheep like their wheat
I like roast lamb


I like my ribs, no Thumper food I
And I can’t live without venison so Bambi must die!


I gotta eat meat
It’s Gotta Be Meat!
Like pigs I will feed
On a Honey Ham


My barbecue pit, was dug to impress
I’m ready this week, to roast an elk

If I’m chowing down, and vegans protest
I’ll just drown them out by cranking some Lawrence Welk

If there is no bone, don’t call it a meal
It might be okay for some vegan shlub
Who has never tried veal


It’s gotta be meat
It’s Gotta Be Meat!

Kill it today and grill it tonight

I Gotta Eat Meat!


Don’t give me a scone, when cow it must be
It might be fit for some yuppie scum
But it isn’t with me


It’s gotta be meat
It’s Just Gotta Be Meat!
Carve me some breast, I’m starving to death

I GOTTA EAT MEAT!