Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Old Man"
Original Song Title:
"Soul Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sam & Dave
Parody Song Title:
"Old Man"
Parody Written by:
Randy Hearn
The Lyrics
When the time comes and you have nothing left in your tank
Sufferin' through it, once a lusty soul
No lovin', I got no up load
And when I hit it, ha, ain't got nothin'
I don't hurry, 'cause I'm puffin'
I'm an old man
I'm an old man
I'm an old man (come on)
I'm an old man, (ain't got it all)
Was hot to trot, my old days
And I made my pleasure, pleasin' every way
Wild honeys, I won't forget
'Cause in my dream's, nothin's left
I'm an old man
I'm an old man
I'm an old man
I'm an old man
I've been dry docked, in a time freeze
I ran out of luck, before I could cheat
I was terminated, by life's clock
When I start somethin', oh, can't defrost
I'm an old man
I'm an old man
I'm an old man (yeah)
I'm an old man
Once had the roll, would always win
Gave up hope to be an oldie boyfriend
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm talkin' about an old man
I'm an old man
Old man
Old man
I'm an old man
No lovin', I got no up load
And when I hit it, ha, ain't got nothin'
I don't hurry, 'cause I'm puffin'
I'm an old man
I'm an old man
I'm an old man (come on)
I'm an old man, (ain't got it all)
Was hot to trot, my old days
And I made my pleasure, pleasin' every way
Wild honeys, I won't forget
'Cause in my dream's, nothin's left
I'm an old man
I'm an old man
I'm an old man
I'm an old man
I've been dry docked, in a time freeze
I ran out of luck, before I could cheat
I was terminated, by life's clock
When I start somethin', oh, can't defrost
I'm an old man
I'm an old man
I'm an old man (yeah)
I'm an old man
Once had the roll, would always win
Gave up hope to be an oldie boyfriend
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm talkin' about an old man
I'm an old man
Old man
Old man
I'm an old man
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 13 | 13 | 13 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/samdave4.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 261
