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Song Parodies -> "Abstinence-Only"
Original Song Title:
"Only the Lonely"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Roy Orbison
Parody Song Title:
"Abstinence-Only"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Hump-hump-hump-hump. . .cream ova,
No-no-no education,
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh!
Abstinence-only.
Abstinence-only,
Numb-numb-numb-numb-numb numbskulls.
Fantasy of the far right,
Ne-Ne-Ne Neanderthals.
Abstinence-only,
Dumb, dumb sans education,
Didn't work too well that night,
No-no-no-no-no-no-no.
She'll have a baby.
If they were smart,
He'd wear a membrane
When her thighs part.
To abstinence-only,
They cry:
"Bye-bye,
Abstinence-only."
Hump-hump-hump-hump. . .cream ova,
No-no-no education,
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-d'oh!
Abstinence-only.
Abstinence-only
Sounds good, you're 72.
Abstinence-only
Adolescents will eschew.
Male bathes that furrow
During romance.
Did that stop her? No!
So, that's the chance you gotta take
With un-Trojaned hard snake.
Abstinence-only:
Dumb-dumb-dumb: 17, ma.
No-no-no education,
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh!
Abstinence-only.
Abstinence-only,
Numb-numb-numb-numb-numb numbskulls.
Fantasy of the far right,
Ne-Ne-Ne Neanderthals.
Abstinence-only,
Dumb, dumb sans education,
Didn't work too well that night,
No-no-no-no-no-no-no.
She'll have a baby.
If they were smart,
He'd wear a membrane
When her thighs part.
To abstinence-only,
They cry:
"Bye-bye,
Abstinence-only."
Hump-hump-hump-hump. . .cream ova,
No-no-no education,
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-d'oh!
Abstinence-only.
Abstinence-only
Sounds good, you're 72.
Abstinence-only
Adolescents will eschew.
Male bathes that furrow
During romance.
Did that stop her? No!
So, that's the chance you gotta take
With un-Trojaned hard snake.
Abstinence-only:
Dumb-dumb-dumb: 17, ma.
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Abstinence only leaves lonely the bonely.
especially like what ya did with the background vocals
Snakes Alive !!
Thanks, JD, Alvin, UKV (love your comment, as always)
OH THE HORROR. . .NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. . .Thank goodness this is only a parody, I couldn't live by that rule. . .whew.
I see you're hitting the right from all angles...well deserved
Sounds like you're stealing Johnny D's material. Unfortunately for the Paleo Palins, you do it very well. Apparently, they don't "do it" very well.
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