(Yum-yum-yum-yummy ooh-ahh)
(Oy vey vey vey vey-e ah-yeah)
(Oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh-doo-ah)
Hungry want full-ly,
Need something fuel-ly

Guido's Doritos.
(Hung-hung-hung-hungry ooh wah)
There's no way I'll meal tonight.
(Oy vey vey vey vey-e ah-yeah)
Chingos no gingos!
(Yum-yum-yum-yummy ooh-ahh)
So appealing, so light.
(Yum-yum-yum-yummy ooh-ahh)

It's what I crave-y,
Spicy and tart.
Nothing more better,
Cheap at Wal-Mart®
Hey Guido, Toledo!
That's why-y-y, I buy,
Guido's Doritos.
(Yum-yum-yum-yummy ooh-ahh)
(Oy vey vey vey vey-e ah-yeah)
(Oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh-doo-ah)
Guido's Doritos.
Guido's Doritos.
Guido's Doritos.
(Yum-yum-yum-yummy ooh-ahh)
Get no heartburn when your through,
(Oy vey vey vey vey-e ah-yeah)
(Oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh-doo-ah)
Guido's Doritos.
(Yum-yum-yum-yummy ooh-ahh)
Won't you try just try a few.
(Yum-yum-yum-yummy ooh-ahh)

Maybe tomorrow,
Get some finance.
Beg, steal or borrow,
A lottery chance.
No chips or ca-a-a-ake,
I'll then eat-me some steak.
(Yum-yum-yum-yummy ooh-ahh)
(Hey-hey-hey-hey-e-a hey-ey)
Guido's Doritos.
Guido's Doritos.
Guido's Doritos.

(Hunger Fades Somewhat)