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Song Parodies -> "Only The Homely"
Original Song Title:
"Only The Lonely"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Roy Orbison
Parody Song Title:
"Only The Homely"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Dum-dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah
Ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-wah
Only The Homely
Only The Homely (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
Know the way my girlfriend feels (ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah)
Only The Homely (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
She'd scare electric eels (dum-dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
She turns milk sour
Cars fail to start
But, still I love her
With all my heart...
Oh, Only The Homely
Know why
I cry
Only The Homely
Dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah
Ohh-yay-yay-yay-yeah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-wah
Only The Homely
Only The Homely
Know what her mirror goes through
Only The Homely
Stare at her and mutter, "Oooo!"
Looks like Al Gore-oh
In spandex pants
But, there's no sorrow
In our romance..
She makes dogs stray
They go whining away..
Only The Homely..
Dum-dum -dum-dumdy-doo-wah
Ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-wah
Only The Homely
Only The Homely (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
Know the way my girlfriend feels (ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah)
Only The Homely (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
She'd scare electric eels (dum-dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
She turns milk sour
Cars fail to start
But, still I love her
With all my heart...
Oh, Only The Homely
Know why
I cry
Only The Homely
Dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah
Ohh-yay-yay-yay-yeah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-wah
Only The Homely
Only The Homely
Know what her mirror goes through
Only The Homely
Stare at her and mutter, "Oooo!"
Looks like Al Gore-oh
In spandex pants
But, there's no sorrow
In our romance..
She makes dogs stray
They go whining away..
Only The Homely..
Dum-dum -dum-dumdy-doo-wah
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This one put me in orbit, son!
Not sure about Roy, but now we know why YOU wear shades.
Homely women make good lovers...5's.
love the milk and cars line ...now THAT'S homely
Thanks, TJC, Michael, JP,and alvin....Hmmm I see by the score some homely gal must've "I"ed me
So, you're saying your baby isn't pretty?
I sang
Thanks, John....no, she's beautiful, John...just joshin' here...thanks, Ann
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