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Song Parodies -> "Blue By Ewe"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Bayou"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Blue By Ewe"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Since she's a lamb, I'd thought she was all mine,
Then I found out that she two-timed.
I never thought it would be I made blue by ewe.

Shavin' thick fur, sprayin' lice,
Wormin' her, I was so nice.
But she dated other guys; she'll two-time you.

And now she's gone away;
Here I stay, made blue by ewe.
The other sheep play,
But my baby strayed to be by you.

Sheep among the shoats,*
Wearing their spring coats
That really need shearing.
I have got swollen eyes;
It's not the sties making me tearing.

Will I see my baby again?
Every day I look in the pen.
But all I see's an old hen. . .bake in a stew.

I'm on my back each day,
In the hay. . .a doob I blew.
Smokin' dope and cryin',
Soakin' up the wine--a Blue Nun brew.
Well, I'm gettin' higher,
Hay's never been drier,
I flick the doobie and start a fire.
That sun-sweet hay
Is burning away. . .not smoke to respire.

And then the wind blew,
Feeding the fuel. . .consumed barn too.

*young, weaned pigs

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malcolm higgins - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
who me? who ewe? 5-5-5 I love sheep jokes
alvin rhodes - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with..5s
Chuck A. Spear - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
The ending kinda lost me...but overall, B-ewe-tyful! Excellent play on words! Three 5's for spinnin' such a good yarn!
John Barry - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Malc, Al, Chuck
Johnny D - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
"Well, I'm gettin' higher,
Hay's never been drier,
I flick the doobie and start a fire.
That sun-sweet hay
Is burning away. . .not smoke to respire."

====>that verse made me laugh out loud for real here at my desk!
AFW - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I shear do like this one...so, I wool give fives
Royce Miller - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
John--the stuff you think of.......or it would be easier to say the stuff you don't think of.
Meriadoc - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
ah! I love a good barnyard bonk!

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