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Song Parodies -> "Only Baloney"

Original Song Title:

"Only the Lonely"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Only Baloney"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

Only baloney
(dump dump dump trump p u ah)
Mad all day cant sleep at night
(Oy vay, vay, vay, way )
Only baloney
(dump dump dump trump p u ah)
So this treating ain't right
(dump dump dump trump p u ah)

And there goes my party
There goes my heart
Too close whatever, social apart

Jut only baloney
Now sigh and cry,
(dump dump dump trump p u ah)
(Oy vay, vay, vay, way )
(Oh, oh oh oh oh ooh-ah-ah)
Only baloney, only baloney

Only baloney
(dump dump dump trump p u ah)
All the vaccines you must do
(Ooh yay, yay, yay, yeah)
Only baloney
(dump dump dump trump p u ah)
Know I cry for tea with two
(dump dump dump trump p u ah)

And every tomorrow a new face mask
No more sorrow, bad stuff no chance
You'll be all save

It's baloney all fakes
Only baloney
(dump dump dump trump p u ah)

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