I live in an apartment on the 17th floor of my block
And you're sitting there watching some tv,watching King of Queens nonstop
I can't believe you're watching a show that's way too stunk
Although,I'll resist that if I got tired of this cartoon junk

I said hey! You! Stop watching South Park
Hey! You! Stop watching South Park
Hey! You! Stop watching South Park
Or else I'll make you sleep inside my car
No South Park,newbie

The Teletubbies repeats can be a-okay and they're not wasting my time
Legends of the Hidden Temple and Seinfeld stuff are doin' fine
I know it's twelve a.m. some show was on a CW station,that's unfair
Not just Comedy Central,oh no,this gives you too much despair

I said hey! You! Stop watching South Park
Hey! You! Stop watching South Park
Hey! You! Stop watching South Park
Or else I'll lock you out of my home,I remark
No South Park,newbie

I was sick and tired,fed up with this,I totally hated Eric Cartman
He was almost a riot,so vulgar,he got totally worse than Phil Hartman
I laid myself out,I was so tired and I started to dream
The next morning that Eric Cartman was popping up all day on my tv screen

I said hey! You! Stop watching South Park
Hey! You! Stop watching South Park
Hey! You! Stop watching South Park
Or else you'll sleep on broken glass shards
No South Park

Hey! You! Stop watching South Park
Hey! You! Stop watching South Park
Hey! You! Stop watching South Park
BTW,those characters weren't smart