I was bored by a wild-eyed actor lame
He's big jowled, in B-movies he's made a name
On my T.V. now, I think I will pass
On my T.V., I'm dumpin' Jack Black
He's an ass, ass, ass

I'm amazed that he keeps getting employed
That Rock School, I found I did not much enjoy
On my T.V. now, He's dishin' out sass
On my T.V., I'm dumpin' Jack Black
He's an ass, ass, ass

He's a clown, should be washed up and servin' fries
But reknowned, for his big acting and big size
I frowned, at the dumbest of plots he tries
No, no, no
It's a mound of something attracting flies
On my T.V. now, I think I will pass
On my T.V., I'm dumpin' Jack Black
He's an ass, ass, ass

Dumpin' Jack Black, he's an ass
Dumpy Jack Back, got no class
Pumpin' Jack Black, pretty lass
Bumpin' Jack Black, he's so crass