Please watch out! He’ll introduce himself
That name will he use today?
He’s full o’ brown way up to his ears
A whole lot o’ sobriquets

He doubles down each time he lies
And he does it all without shame
Up the lies are pilin’
As he plays the cheating game

Now we’ll quiz you
Can you guess his name?
Is it puzzling you?
Well, you’re not to blame

Not just two, he’ll need a third
Before long that one too is gonna change
This grifting tart is sinister
As well as being deranged

Worked at a bank
And sometimes he drank
With some heads of state
Of the highest rank

He’ll scream to you
That he has great fame
An astronaut crew
He managed on the moon’s plains
For sure!

He togged as she
When he’s a drag queen
Invented the trade
Of togs masquerade

He shouts, no doubt
That he’s a Kennedy
At a masked ball
He kills as Jackie

When he introduces himself
He tells you that he is great
And someone that all should adore
President of the Brazilian state

But he’ll cheat you
A confidence game he plays
He’ll bamboozle you
His pathologies ain’t been tamed, no way
Bent and shady

Schmuck’s a wretched flop and a criminal
With all his grifting ways
The pest ain’t jailed
Because he flew the coop
From the Brazil check-forging case

If you meet him, watch his treachery
For your treasury he awaits
He’ll rip you off à la Fido vet
Steal your money and vacate.
Watch out!

Pleased to steal loot
He is without shame
Take care!
Monikers not few
He has got so many names
More and more come out

He’s who?
Who knows? Watch out!
Take care!

Very shady, that’s his game
Got so many, hard to guess his name
Extra shady, got no shame
So far for his crimes, ain’t jail-tamed

What’s his name?
Got so many, it’s insane
Hellish, creepy, crazy train