Song Parodies -> "Hockey Puck Players"

Original Song Title:

"Honky Tonk Women"

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Original Performer:

"Hockey Puck Players"

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The Lyrics

I love watching hockey. It's really my favorite sport to watch because of all the intense fights!!!

I found that big bloke’s knocked out teeth on the ice
The fights are always intense, Won’t play nice
I saw Wayne Gretzky shatter someone’s molars
I’ll cheer on my team but they might lose an eye

It’s the hooooooockey puck players
Gritty, gritty, gritty… That hockey puck sport

They walk off injuries, Incisors missing
The referee can’t stop them he’s in fright
The goalies all seem to have bloody noses
They'll break their sticks and then they’ll break their spines

It’s the hooooooooockey puck players
Crazy, crazy, crazy… That hockey puck sport

Insane hoooooooooockey puck players
Winning, winning, winning… That hockey puck game

Help the hockey puck players
Fighting, fighting, fighting… In hockey puck pain

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Michael Pacholek - May 07, 2015 - Report this comment

I see you're not going for historical accuracy here. Gretzky, get in a fight? That very idea is the funny part of the song. He never dared get into a fight. He was chicken. But he also knew he was safe: If anyone came near him, there was always someone on the ice to do his dirty work for him. This was not the case with the other guys considered for the title of "greatest hockey player who ever lived." Bobby Orr didn't look for trouble, but he never ran, and he knew how to use his fists. And there's a reason why a goal, an assist, and a victorious fight, all in the same game, is called "a Gordie Howe hat trick."

Matthias - May 07, 2015 - Report this comment

Wow! I didn't know that! I was going for the ol' hockey players always get into fights and have no teeth cliche but that's pretty interesting Mike. Thanks for the heads up! :-)

Jonathan - May 07, 2015 - Report this comment

don't watch hockey myself I'm more of a football fan and now that Tim Tebow has been signed to the Philadelphia Eagles and Tom Brady & The New England Patriots are in hot water for most likely cheating their way to the Super Bowl it's shaping up to be a very good 2015 for me indeed! :) 5's

Susanna Viljanen - May 08, 2015 - Report this comment

You would make a good Finn.

My brother played ice hockey on national level on youth series, and I too like watching ice hockey. Do you follow the ongoing World Championships?

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