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Song Parodies -> "(I Can't Get No) Decent Traction"
Original Song Title:
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Original Performer:
Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"(I Can't Get No) Decent Traction"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
I can't get no decent traction
There ain't been no salt truck action
And I slide, and I slide and I slide and I slide
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm drivin in my car
And the pavement looks like a slushy
And I'm not experienced
Cause it rarely snows in Tennessee
I can't get no, oh no no no, hey hey hey
That's what I say......
When I'm watchin' my TV
And the weather man is tellin me
How slick the highway got
And the interstate's a parking lot
I can't get no, hey hey hey
That's what I say
I can't get no decent traction
There has been a chain reaction
And I slide and I slide and I slide and I slide
I can't get no....
When I'm spinning round and round
Cause I went too fast and hit my brakes
And I end up in the ditch
With folks who made the same mistake
And we all went on a sliding streak
I can't get no, decent traction
No decent traction.....
There ain't been no salt truck action
And I slide, and I slide and I slide and I slide
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm drivin in my car
And the pavement looks like a slushy
And I'm not experienced
Cause it rarely snows in Tennessee
I can't get no, oh no no no, hey hey hey
That's what I say......
When I'm watchin' my TV
And the weather man is tellin me
How slick the highway got
And the interstate's a parking lot
I can't get no, hey hey hey
That's what I say
I can't get no decent traction
There has been a chain reaction
And I slide and I slide and I slide and I slide
I can't get no....
When I'm spinning round and round
Cause I went too fast and hit my brakes
And I end up in the ditch
With folks who made the same mistake
And we all went on a sliding streak
I can't get no, decent traction
No decent traction.....
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How do you guys come up with this stuff?? It's brilliant! Keep it up, but keep working on the pacing.
haha, why the hell didnt I think of this? Good job
Ditto!
Great parody! And how true it is! Having moved from Long Island, NY. to southern KY, I can see that it is so true that Southerners don't know how to drive in the snow! Keep up the good work......and drive like there are eggshells on your pedals when it's slippery, and you'll do fine!
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