I see my cousin and he has painted the cat
Spray paint from a drawer and now inside his pack
I see Mister Whiskers different shade of coat
I have to turn my head and then my cousin goes
I grab my cousin asking why'd he painted the cat
My cat's fur does not grow he has taken that
My cat has diarrhea almost everyday
His fur just keeps on falling off all away
I look a my kitten and see his fur is black
I see my cousin and wonder why he did that
Maybe then it'll fade away and his color will be back
Its not easy cook'n things when my cat smells like crack

My cousin's on trial cause he vandalized my cat
My cat is so sad he keeps on getting fat
My cousin Geoffrey is a complete moron
My cat is so discolored now he matches my thong

I had a yellow cat an now its painted black
No surgery any more it can not be changed back
I took the day off just to see his coat
I know now in my heat that his hair will never grow
Meow, meow, meow,...
Why'd you paint the cat, kitty
Poor little cat, cat is black
I can hear my cat and his kitten cry
Why'd you paint him, paint him, paint him, painted cat
Meow!