I keep seeing beautiful women everywhere I go around the clock.
They're staring at me like I'm a Gigolo. Am I reason traffic stopped?
When out of nowhere a hot babe tackles me and nearly breaks my back.
She grabs me and yells, "I'm not here to mug you I just want to hit the sack.".
I said hey hey girls girls I'm well endowed.
Hey hey girls girls I'm well endowed.
Hey hey girls girls I'm well endowed.
How can we have sex if you're passed out? I'm well endowed baby.
Yeah.

Outside a girl is seranading me with that same old line,
"I could have any man but I want you, is it okay if I blow your mind?".
"I'm coming up you've got no choice, we're not gonna paint the town red.".
"I don't want your money; I just want to set sail on your waterbed.".
I said hey hey girls girls I'm well endowed.
Hey hey girls girls I'm well endowed.
Hey hey girls girls I'm well endowed.
Look at that package I'm not fooling around. I'm well endowed baby.
Yeah.

I need some peace and quiet from all these women who know I'm well hung.
I'm happy yet exhausted and like Rod Stewart I'm forever young.
Well I think all the ladies know that I'm a well oiled sex machine.
I won the battle of the buldge but can't go anywhere without causing a scene.
I said hey hey girls girls I'm well endowed.
Hey hey girls girls I'm well endowed.
Hey hey girls girls I'm well endowed.
Look at those feet, is there any doubt?. I'm well endowed.
Hey hey girls girls I'm well endowed.
Hey hey girls girls I'm well endowed.
Hey hey girls girls I'm well endowed.
We can't have sex now that you're passed out.