Please take a sip of this energy drink
It has just a fairly strong taste
I've been sometimes drinking it
It will rest a man's soul and faith

While I got mad, been late to work
Worried about some crazy pain
I'm unsure for mistakes
When something gets too irate

Please drink Red Bull
Hope you're calming down
Well, what's puzzling you
You don't have to get so frown

Seeing my evil ex-girlfriend
Now my attitude seems had to change
Hid from her, she's out of control
Until she went writhing in pain

Dad called the cops
Since my ex couldn't stop
Then the police raged
For a "bad girl bop"

Please drink Red Bull
Hope you're calming down
Well, what's puzzling you
You don't have to get so frown (Red Bull, Red Bull)

Some cell phones ring
Made me lose control
Thought about panic
I can hardly stop it (Red Bull, Red Bull)

I shouted out
"People are distractin' me!"
And after all
Things get rude to me (Red Bull, Red Bull)

Will you please take a sip of this energy drink?
It has just a fairly strong taste
When your best friend's now a worse foe
Destined to only ruin your day (Red Bull, Red Bull)

Please drink Red Bull
Hope you're calming down, Red Bull
Well, what's puzzling you
You don't have to get so frown, Red Bull giving you wings (Red Bull, Red Bull)

Please drink Red Bull
Hope you're calming down, Red Bull
Well, what's puzzling you
You don't have to get so frown (Red Bull, Red Bull)

Red Bull
Red Bull gives you wings
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Don't get sane
Drink a Red Bull, don't get sane
Grab a Red Bull, don't get sane

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