Tried a wall a' bees buzz, Cuz
Tried a wall a' bees buzz
Whomped Ol' Willy a sting, Bing
A bit extreme, guess it was

All together now,
Tried a kangaroo pouch, ouch!
Tried a kangaroo pouch
Quite an Austrailian grouch, ouch!
Skip that kangaroo pouch..

Tried a cockatoo's beak, Zeke
Tried a cockatoo's beak
Nipped me nearly in two, Lou
Intensive care for a week..

Tried a kangaroo pouch, ouch!
Tried a kangaroo pouch
What an Austrailian grouch, ouch!
Skip that Austrailian grouch..

Bobbed a koala's back, Jack
Bobbed a koala's back
I ain't recommending this track, Mack
Koala's have teeth and attack..

Tried an aboe ho goose, Bruce
Tried an aboe ho goose
Great, until tribes broke loose, Bruce
Had to sign a new truce..

All together now,
Tried a kangaroo pouch, ouch!
Tried a kangaroo pouch
They're an Austrailian grouch, ouch!
Scratch that kangaroo pouch..

I kinked with a platypus bill, Will
Kinked with platypus bill
Oh, it wasn't that much of a thrill, Will
Just not that much of a thrill..

Piped a didgeridoo, too
Piped a didgeridoo
Got caught, had to run, lost a shoe, Lou
So, no more didgeridoo..

All together now,
Tried a kangaroo pouch, ouch!
Tried a kangaroo pouch
Such an Austrailian grouch, ouch!
No more kangaroo pouch..

Should have stayed with the bed, Fred
Should have stuck with the bed
these perversions should not be tried, Clyde
I'm just lucky Willy isn't dead..

All together now,
Tried that kangaroo pouch, ouch!
Tried that kangaroo pouch
From now on, I'll stay just a couch slouch,
No more kangaroo pouch..

No more kangaroo pouch..