Song Parodies -> "Glue Tacky Glue"

Original Song Title:

"Doo Wacka Doo"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Glue Tacky Glue"

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The Lyrics

Dissed, I be, you're mean to me
You big ol' bully, you
Well, someday, doc, I'll fix your clock
And you'll sit in glue, tacky glue, tacky glue,
You'll sit in glue, tacky glue

Rule in school, and think you're cool
Your butt's bigg-er than two
Push me around, and I'll rebound
And you'll sit in glue, tacky glue, tacky glue
You'll stick to glue. tacky glue

Been actin' like you own the street with your big ugly face
Cuz' you're bigger than most, you take over their space
I got an ace to put you right in your place
You're gonna end up feelin' shame and disgrace
nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah..go piddle on your puppy's paw

You can bet, when mad, I get
Revenge will be my brew
These Elmer's drains will fry your brains
When you sit in glue, tacky glue, tacky glue,
You'll stick to glue, tacky glue

(Scheming, gloating interglude)

Been actin' like you own the street with your big ugly face
Cuz' you're bigger than most, you take over their space
I got an ace to put you right in your place
You're gonna end up feelin' shame and disgrace
nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah..go piddle on your puppy's paw

Dissed, no more, I matched the score
You big ol' bully, you
Today's the day for payback pay
You just sat in glue, tacky glue, tacky glue,
Yeah, you sat in glue, tacky glue

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Patrick - June 20, 2011 - Report this comment

Depending upon how much time you have before your target plants his posterior, I've always found that Elmer's Wood Glue sets up quick and adheres better than the white stuff.

WarrenB - June 20, 2011 - Report this comment

I've found that cement glue works best on block heads.

AFW - June 20, 2011 - Report this comment

Appreciate da menshun, Guys

LilCupCakes - June 21, 2011 - Report this comment

they all sing Elmer's tune, Sir !

AFW - June 21, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks, again...Lil Cakes

LilCupCakes - June 27, 2011 - Report this comment

. . . as you're goin' down the street in your Big Cadillac; you've got girls in the front, you've got girls in the back, wayyyyy in the back, with your money in the sack, both hands on the wheel and your shoulders right back ! Sir L'Air de Farce, can you pen one for ~ COWBOY GLEN CAMPBELL ~; he will be doing his ~Final Tour~ this Fall.

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