Boo-woo boop boop boop boop- boo-boo-oo-ba boo boo bow
Bo boo ba bam
ba bye-oo ba ba ba ba-by boo boo bow
Well, here I sit short, with big ideas
Feel like a fool with a schlong like this
Real downsized, kinda' like a child's
Want somethin' huge to drive women wild!

(So) Hang me, Hang me
Gorilla, and orangutan me
Greater than a stallion be...
Make the women weep for me !
Boop, boop, boop, boop, dee-eedle oodle ba ba..

I hide it when I shower at the gym with the guys
Six would be small, I ain't even got five..
So inverted, it's embarrassing
Looks like a little finger, or a piece of string..

Oh, Hang me, Hang me
Gorilla, and orangutan me
Greater than a stallion be...
Make the women weep for me !

Want a hunk a' wood that's big n' purple
An organ treat, not one like Urkel
I was born the tiniest of seven sons,
My pappy had a pistol,
I ain't even got a gun !

Hang me, Hang me
So I'm proud to show the wang you brang me
Make me need a crane to pee..
And make the women weep for me..
Hang me!