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Song Parodies -> "You're 13"
Original Song Title:
"You're 16"
Original Performer:
Ringo Starr
Parody Song Title:
"You're 13"
Parody Written by:
Ugly Mike
The Lyrics
Remember it's JUST A SONG
You walk out of a dream,thick pimple cream
I drank too much cheap wine
you're 13,you're underage,I'll do time
buckteeth like a squirrel,ugly young girl
your thighs are hairy like mine
you're 13,you're underage,I'll do time
I was horny,you were wet
I got arrested on the night we met
You touched my gland,my pants went POP!
and ooh when I came I could not stop
it shot outta my jeans,into your eyes
now you're legally blind
you're 13,you're underage,I'll do time
I drank too much cheap wine
you're 13,you're underage,I'll do time
buckteeth like a squirrel,ugly young girl
your thighs are hairy like mine
you're 13,you're underage,I'll do time
I was horny,you were wet
I got arrested on the night we met
You touched my gland,my pants went POP!
and ooh when I came I could not stop
it shot outta my jeans,into your eyes
now you're legally blind
you're 13,you're underage,I'll do time
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