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Song Parodies -> "I'd Like to Teach the World Curling"
Original Song Title:
"I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing"
Original Performer:
R. Cook/R. Greenway/B. Backer/B. Davis
Parody Song Title:
"I'd Like to Teach the World Curling"
Parody Written by:
Adam Bernstein
The Lyrics
I like to hear the shouting as,
The stone slides down the ice,
They sweep their brooms and yell like loons
Torino's main highlight.
Chorus:
I'd like to teach the world curling
The best Olympic sport,
When stones are in the free guard zone
The tee line you abort
(interlude)
It's the sport I love
Curling is so cool
Detractors are fools
It's the real thing.
I'd like to see the world for once
Unite and watch curling
For when they know how great it is
World peace bells will ring
That's the sport I love
It's better than sex
Ultimate skill you test.
It's the real thing.
(Repeat 1st stanza and Chorus)
Where did the curling stones go?
Do you know who has "em?
When the stone is in play
I have an orgasm
(Repeat Chorus til fade)
The stone slides down the ice,
They sweep their brooms and yell like loons
Torino's main highlight.
Chorus:
I'd like to teach the world curling
The best Olympic sport,
When stones are in the free guard zone
The tee line you abort
(interlude)
It's the sport I love
Curling is so cool
Detractors are fools
It's the real thing.
I'd like to see the world for once
Unite and watch curling
For when they know how great it is
World peace bells will ring
That's the sport I love
It's better than sex
Ultimate skill you test.
It's the real thing.
(Repeat 1st stanza and Chorus)
Where did the curling stones go?
Do you know who has "em?
When the stone is in play
I have an orgasm
(Repeat Chorus til fade)
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the "who has 'em/orgasm" couplet would be an amiright first adam, but GREAT pacing - I've seen the sport - better than sex? - hmmmm - 555
Loved the mock admiration for what appears to be a very silly "sport." Judges? 5-5-5
Nice to see this one again, under the right title. Reminds me, I gotta write my winter olympics parodies soon. 555s
DKTOS and I don't know if you're serious or not, but if you are you're gonna love this:
www.aftonbladet.se/atv/player.html?catID=2672&clipID=6500
The Swedish Gold Medal winning team has recorded a curling promo video together with Swedish Heavy Metal band Hammerfall to their song "Hearts on fire". (Yeah, you better believe it!).
www.aftonbladet.se/atv/player.html?catID=2672&clipID=6500
The Swedish Gold Medal winning team has recorded a curling promo video together with Swedish Heavy Metal band Hammerfall to their song "Hearts on fire". (Yeah, you better believe it!).
Thanks Stu, John, Larry, Pete. That link is great.
Adam: If you want a downloadable version of that video you'll find it on the girls on homepage (www.curlingtjejerna.se) but right, since the gold and all, it's under heavy traffic so you might have to wait a couple of days or so.
www.curlingtjejerna.se/wp-content/themes/default/videos/ACUVUE_Hearts_on_Fire.wmv
www.curlingtjejerna.se/wp-content/themes/default/videos/ACUVUE_Hearts_on_Fire.wmv
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