Prisoners who’re shut
in have sore butts.
They sit all day and wail.

Prisoners who’re shut
in can’t go strut—
they might end up in jail.

Might as well be locked up,
’cause they ain’t free.
They could go nuts
eventually.

Prisoners who’re shut
in don’t smoke butts—
that might cause illness,
but distillates
will work if they have no drugs.

Prisoners who’re shut
in sit on butts
and drinks pailsful of ale.

Prisoners who’re shut
in and have mutts
might get fleas, itch, and ail.

Alone, one cannot shtup…
no need to be
bummed and hung up—
give up texting…hands free!

Prisoners who’re shut
in can calm lust
by using digits;
they won’t fidget.
Those fingers/widgets are a must!