I took a sip of mango
and turned cartwheels on the floor
I was feeling rather seasick
but I just needed more
My head was humming harder
As my cups were all empty
I just needed another drink
and the waiter brought a tray

And so it was that later
I tried Miller and it failed
That I need, 'cause Im thirsty
Need a bigger glass of ale

I know that beer is pleasing
And no filled cups do I see
but I drank up all my little shots
and then I had to pee
One of 16 tasty versians
And I had to make a toast
and although the bottle's open
I drank all 16 closed

And so it was that later
I tried Miller and it failed
That I need, 'cause Im thirsty
Need a bigger glass of ale

I said I needed to have more beer
although at truth I drank my three
So I threw down my empty glass
and then I did see
That must be a mermaid,
and Neptune is by side
Then my glass was empty
I asked for different kinds

And so it was that later
I tried Miller and it failed
That I need, 'cause Im thirsty
Need a bigger glass of ale

If liquer be the drink of love
then Beer must be the queen
and likewise yeah, I wanted some
the waiter disagreed
My mouth by then like cardboard
Seemed to need beer to ascend
So I thought up strait away quickly
to drink some wine instead

And so it was that later
I tried Miller and it failed
That I need, 'cause Im thirsty
Need a bigger glass of ale