Song Parodies -> "WWE Superstar: Bonecrusher"

Original Song Title:

"Matilda Mother"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"WWE Superstar: Bonecrusher"

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The Lyrics

This one is for Peter Anderson's One Week Notice challenge (Week 44) this time hosted once again by Agrimorfee. You can join us too! Check out the OneWeekNoice thread on the Inthe00s thread. Let's have some fun!!!

There in the ring's... A drooling man
Yanks cavities out with his hand
Leapord print tights, Shirt's decked with decals
Muscles ripple, He's primeval
Boooooonecrusher... Hear him roooooar...

Try to dodge his greasy hair
Washed last with his underwear
Crazy!
You won't see this guy sippin' wine
Drinks blood from bats stole from Ozzy's steeeeeeein...

You'll hear him scream... While you get bruised
Fella smells like old gym shoes
John Cena and Hulk Hogan throw up
When they're up against this guy
He leaves the Rock squealing
The Undertaker's screeching
Flipped... their... lids...

[Solo with Bonecrusher deeply breathing while people pass out]
Audience: "Ahhhhhhh!!!"

While in his prime he spells your doom
You're knocked out, Armpits are your tomb
Please heed the warnings Ric Flair drones on
Caught in his thighs you'll see flies
Boooooonecrusher... Leaves you soooooore...
When he soooooooars...

Audience: "Ahhhhhhh!!!"

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Agrimorfee - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment

High-larious! I haven't read all of these yet, but I will wager that yours is the funniest for today.

Peter Andersson - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment

Now you've got me wrestling the dilemma of obviously having to approve this funny song about men in tights, while still remain steadfast in my position that real men shouldn't wear tights...

Below Average Dave - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment

I openly admit that I haven't followed wrestling since I was very little and saw up close a fight between Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan. At the time, I was unaware that it was fake, and was devastated when I saw the obvious non hit between two of my favorites. At any rate, Matthias. . .I may not follow it but uh--I mean if any of those guys are still wrestling they'd be using crutches by now--perhaps I need to do some research cause ancient relics of wrestling in a Battle Royal could be a goldmine. . .

Matthias - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment

Thanks guys!! FYI Dave: Bonecrusher is a fictional wrestler

JAB - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment

Good summation of fake bruise.

Below Average Dave - July 14, 2018 - Report this comment

Ironically, it happens to be the nickname of a famous 80's boxer:)

Chris Bodily TM - July 17, 2018 - Report this comment

I was gonna say I'd never heard of the guy. I also haven't followed wrestling since the WWF and WCW days... and that was only because it came on TBS before The Chimp Channel. (I know, I'm dating myself.) Pretty fun parody.

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