Song Parodies -> "If I Had a Hammer"

Original Song Title:

"If I Had a Hammer"

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Original Performer:

Pete Seeger

Parody Song Title:

"If I Had a Hammer"

Parody Written by:

CML

The Lyrics

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer on Pelosi
I,d hammer on his cranium
All over San Fran
I'd hammer away reason
I'd hammer away morals
I'd hammer away the cred
Between the elites and the normies
All over San Fran

If I had a vid
Id hide it in the morning
Id hide it in the evening
From folks in this land
Id hide the vid from Fox Friends
Id hide it away from TuCa*
Id hide away the truth
Of the sickness of the elites
All over this land

Because Im a Dem
Id slander in the morning
Id slander in the evening
All proles in this land
Id slander all the Heartland
Id slander all the White Males
Id slander away the bonds
Between the white folks and the BIPOCs
All over this land

Now I got a hammer
And I'm still a Dem
And I've got a vid to hide
From folks in this land
Its the hammer of madness
Its the vid of depravedness
Its the destruction of the trust
Between the normies and the elites
All over this land
All over this land ...

*What the cool right wingers call Tucker Carlson

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