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Song Parodies -> "I Cannot Connect"
Original Song Title:
"We Shall Not Be Moved"
Original Performer:
Pete Seeger
Parody Song Title:
"I Cannot Connect"
Parody Written by:
MasonR
The Lyrics
Brought to you by the Committee for the Liberation of the word "Egad!"
I cannot, I cannot connect
I cannot, I cannot connect
Because my Internet provider sucks eggs
I cannot connect
My browser isn't working, I cannot connect
My browser isn't working, I cannot connect
Because my Internet provider sucks eggs
I cannot connect
Egad! Can't check my e-mail! I cannot connect
Egad! Can't check my e-mail! I cannot connect
Because my Internet provider sucks eggs
I cannot connect
My IM buddies must miss me, I cannot connect
My IM buddies must miss me, I cannot connect
Because my Internet provider sucks eggs
I cannot connect
I'll need to find a hot spot, I cannot connect
I'll need to find a hot spot, I cannot connect
And pay six bucks and drink a lot of coffee
I cannot connect
Forgot what life's like off-line, I cannot connect
Forgot what life's like off-line, I cannot connect
Because I've spent the last ten years on forums
I cannot connect
Hey wait! The sun is shining. I cannot connect
Maybe I'm missing something. I cannot connect
Will somebody please reconnect my router?
I cannot connect.
I cannot, I cannot connect
Because my Internet provider sucks eggs
I cannot connect
My browser isn't working, I cannot connect
My browser isn't working, I cannot connect
Because my Internet provider sucks eggs
I cannot connect
Egad! Can't check my e-mail! I cannot connect
Egad! Can't check my e-mail! I cannot connect
Because my Internet provider sucks eggs
I cannot connect
My IM buddies must miss me, I cannot connect
My IM buddies must miss me, I cannot connect
Because my Internet provider sucks eggs
I cannot connect
I'll need to find a hot spot, I cannot connect
I'll need to find a hot spot, I cannot connect
And pay six bucks and drink a lot of coffee
I cannot connect
Forgot what life's like off-line, I cannot connect
Forgot what life's like off-line, I cannot connect
Because I've spent the last ten years on forums
I cannot connect
Hey wait! The sun is shining. I cannot connect
Maybe I'm missing something. I cannot connect
Will somebody please reconnect my router?
I cannot connect.
Parody by Mason "online 24/7" Resnick
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I liked the "eggs" "Egad" connection.
sounds rather maddening
Thanks John and alvin!
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