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Song Parodies -> "A World Without Jugs"

Original Song Title:

"A World Without Love"

Original Performer:

Peter And Gordon

Parody Song Title:

"A World Without Jugs"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

please tuck them away,
the pups were out to play
back inside, nice and tight, with some moralness
but I don't care what they say
I won't live in a world without jugs

some, big like balloons,
some cratered like the moon,
double "k" massive, say, their protrusiveness
but I don't care what they say
I won't stay in a world without jugs

so wait and in a while,
little girls, will fill out style
they may come I know not when
when they do, you let loose,
so baby until then,

put them away, I'm dreaming of the day
when they're free, right near me, with my gentleness
i don't care what you say
I won't like in a world without jugs

please tuck them away,
the pups were out to play
back inside, nice and tight, with some moralness
but I don't care what they say
I won't live in a world without jugs


so wait and in a while,
little girls, will fill out style
they may come I know not when
when they do, you let loose,
so baby until then,

put them away, I'm dreaming of the day
when they're free, right near me, with my gentleness
i don't care what you say
I won't like in a world without jugs

i don't care what you say
I won't like in a world without jugs

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MasonR - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Minor pacing problems, but otherwise very satisfying. 455!
Yoidy - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
My favorites? Love Naomi and Ashley Jug

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