Wow, I'm glad I snagged "Walrus Intrusion" for The Temptations' "Ball of Confusion" while I had the chance!

This is too funny, Bob! 5's

This parody of Bob's is an excellent example of how one can keep original lines from the original song and exploit them in one's parody to force the original song to parody itself ! Well done!

Hilarious!!

good job.....goo goo ga joob

This is probably the best walrus-related parody I've ever read. Look forward to the rest of the series: 5-5-5

Just to clarify, from the Alaska Science Center: Walrus feed mainly on clams, but they also eat a wide variety of other benthic (sea-floor) invertebrates, such as crabs, sea cucumbers, snails, and amphipods.  The walrus diet is largely dependent upon invertebrates of the continental shelf in depths less than about 100 m.  Soft-bodied prey are swallowed whole, while the fleshy parts of mollusks are removed from their shells by suction and the shells are discarded.  Walruses forage by rooting through bottom sediments.  The muzzle is kept close to the bottom, and the tusks are held parallel to the sea floor.  The two fore-flippers are used for lateral stability, and the hind flippers for propulsion.  Prey is located with the sensitive mystacial vibrissae, and is then uncovered by digging with the snout, pig fashion, or excavating with jets of water. An adult walrus consumes about 5% of their body weight each day.  Such vigorous foraging resuspends vast quantities of sediment in the water column: equivalent to over 18 times the annual sediment discharge of the Yukon River.  Although information on the foraging behavior of female walruses is limited, studies on the foraging behavior of adult males have shown to make foraging trips out to sea that last up to 10 days, and are followed by up to three days resting at their haul-out site.  While on a foraging trip, they spend about 60% of their time diving.  Foraging dives last about seven minutes and are separated by a 1-2 minute rest period at the surface.  Some walruses may supplement their diets with fish or seals, while others have been known to scavenge the carcasses of cetaceans. d;:^)

Tusk, tusk, tusk, that's a sea of woe, Bob. But don't blubber about it - you get Foamy Fives from me.

Man! I feel like a walrus

Claude, you're more than a walrus to me. d;:^)

I--UHYIIII---UHYIIIIIIIII-----WILL WALRUS LOVE YOU-OOO-OOOOOOOO

Whitney, you sang that just like a walrus.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Too funny, Bob!

How about "Walrus in the Sea With Mollusks"? 555 clams

Picture yourself somewhere west of Alaska/ Where benthic sea creatures/ Abound and they thrive/ Something disturbs you, you turn to address them/ A walrus with big hungry eyes.........d;:^)

Pretty good for a bottom feeder. ;D Nice job.

Shouldn't this be under 90s and Michael Bolton? Relax, I'm kidding! Great song, all fives!

This one made me laugh. Needed it.

"Another Brick in the Walrus"? "She is the Walrus"? "Outside Walrus Blues"? Say hi to Quinn the Eskimo!

Good stuff here...very good!

Stay tuned for Bob's tell all book: "Everything You Wanted to Know about Walruses but Were Afraid to Ask."

Yeah, I'll call it "Men Are From Mars, Walrus Are From Uranus." d;:^)

And of course there's the new reality-challenge show that's the sequel to "Fear Factor" ---- "Walrus Factor". Quickly to be followed by Bravo's newest extreme-makeover show, "Queer Eye For The Walrus".

LOL! Johnny, now youve given me thmage of the Fab Five making over a Walrus And then after that "Walrus Idol" ( yes Simon's a judge, the other two are still Randy and Paula ) My Big Fat Obnoxious Walrus Fiance Walrus and Grace 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Walrus According to Walrus Walrus and the City Walrus's Company That Walrus Show Saturday Night Walrus and more! on WTV ( Walrus Television )

Man overboard! d;:^)

All in all, you're just another rus in the wal.

Man overboard? Are they gonna win the Premier League again?

Hey! What about me? Don"t I deserve some love ,too?

Sure, dude, but the yolk's on you. d;:^)

Good one,Bob! You know,I half-expected this song to have been made by Seal. (See my comment under "All you need is thugs" I'm ow ow ow!) ;^)

Oh,by the way,how about "More than a walrus"?

Or...Black Magic Walrus?

The possibilities are bottomless, I guess. d;:^)

'Walrus in Red', 'Sgt. Shrimpboat's Lonely Walrus Band', 'Walrus Man' to Ozzy's 'Ironman'. Yeah, I guess it is bottomless, huh? Good job on this one, Bob.

How about "Venus" by Shocking Blue (or by Bananarama):

The mammal on the mountaintop
Stinkin' like low tide in Maine
The summit of blubber and chub
And Walrus is his name
He's got it
Yeah baby, he's got it
Well
I'm a Walrus
I've got tall tusks
And munch on mollusks

That's not it/No, Johnny, that's not it/Well, curb your genius/Let's retire/This lame satire.....Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..........d;:^)

Whoa! Can I give Johnny D's last response three 5's ? It,s like ,all of a sudden ,there's a two-drink mininum on this thread !

Make that a four-drink minimum....

How about "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" by Iron Butterfly?

In-A-Gadda-Da-Walrus, honey!
Don't you know plankton's my food?
In-A-Gadda-Da-Walrus, baby!
Love to slurp that inverterbrate goo!

Oh, won't you hunt with me
And rake the sand?

Oh, won't you hunt with me
And chomp some clams?

Please rake my sand!

ENOUGH WITH THE WALRUSES ALREADY!!!!!

What wrong, Jared, you no like a-walrus? They ah endagered species, they ah vewy important to envir...enver...nature. They ah major part of ecorogical system, and they make mighty fine barbecue.

Q: What is a walrus's favorite Fleetwood Mac song? A: TUSK!

And his least favorite Michael Jackson song would be Ebony and Ivory. Oh! Oh! And his least favorite city in Alabama would be Tuscaloosa.

No, actually, that would be what his Italian dentist would say. Over and snout, all you bottom feeders! d;:^)

I've just submitted my first parody,"More than a walrus"to AmIright . I hope it's at least half as funny as this parody!