Song Parodies -> "I Fall In Feces"

Original Song Title:

"I Fall To Pieces"

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Original Performer:

"I Fall In Feces"

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The Lyrics

I fall in feces,
Each time I get stoned on drink
I fall in feces,
Then, sober up cuz' I stink..

I just can't do bathrooms at all, sh#+tfaced
My balance seems misplaced
Everything's so far spaced
Tho' I try and I cry, tissue misses waste,
Clumsy guy..
Oh, I fall in fesces..

I fall in feces,
Legs fold and I slide around
I fall in fesces,
And I don't look good in brown..

I'm thinking today might just be the day
I take the pledge and say, alcohol's not okay..
This just may be the way,
Better than AA..
Give up rot-
gut, and not... fall in feces..

Swear off rye,
Cuz' I..fall in feces

Swear off rye,
Cuz' I..fall in feces

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John Barry - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment

I understand that this is Larry Craig's latest excuse.

alvin - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment

just lovely...lol

Matthias - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment

I haven't been this drunk before in my entire life. Thank God!!!

Red Ant - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment

It's easier just to train the dog to crap outside. Or for you to drink indoors. =) Solid work, AFW.

TJC - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Anovur round ov phives.... barkeep!

AFW - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, john...no doubt, his new alibi...thanks, alvin.......and thanks, Matthias.never? really?...thanks, Red Ant, and TJC...

Meriadoc - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment

LOL - groan - LOL

stuart mcarthur - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment

channeling Poopie Longstocking no less, AFW? - when you fall, just avoid the feces, okay? - pretty simple - lol - 555

AFW - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, Meri, and stuart...

Tim Hall - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment

This reminds me of a George Carlin line about how s***face originated. It is in his Filthy Words monologue

Andria - May 03, 2009 - Report this comment

I've gotten extremely drunk before, but the worst I've done was to fall off of a raised walkway, land in a weed patch and then get discovered (and chewed out) by the community college's gardener. No feces there. Great job, and this was a poo parody that I enjoyed. 555 quarts of pure alcohol for you.

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