sittin' on the bathroom throne
till he fell off and was lyin' prone
leavin' the building then
and he's never comin' back again, yeah
twas sittin' on the pot his last day
that's where his life slipped away
ooh, he was sittin' on the pot his last day
past his prime

he made his home in graceland
lived there till he passed away
though mostly he crashed in his bedroom
his people found him near the bidet
cause he was sittin' on the pot his last day
readin' a book, so they say
ooh, just sittin' on the pot his last day
past his prime

looked like he was disarrayed
everyone there was so dismayed
what to do ?..they knew that his reign was through
and i guess they were all afraid

slippin' right off of that throne
with his face a rather ghastly tone
right on the floor, was thrown
in the bathroom of his home
yes, he was king of them all in his day
but now the man's passed away
ooh-wee, sittin' on the pot his last day
past his prime

(the tune "don't be cruel" is whistled)