Song Parodies -> "Ain't Quittin' In Iraq - There's No Way"

Original Song Title:

"Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay"

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"Ain't Quittin' In Iraq - There's No Way"

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The Lyrics

As sung by Emperor Bush, refusing to recognize his Iraq quagmire

(instrumental intro)

Quittin' when this war ain't done?
Won't be quittin' until kingdom come!
Watch my warships roll in.
I can shock and blow 'em away again.

Ain't quittin' in Iraq - there's no way!
I've got my pride; troops will stay.
No, ain't quittin' in Iraq - there's no way!
This place is mi-i-i-ine.

I rule at home; hide war dead.
Terrorists get sent away.
They'll have nothing to live for,
When they're sent down to Guantanamo Bay.

Ain't quittin' in Iraq - there's no way!
I've got my pride; troops will stay.
No, ain't quittin' in Iraq - there's no way!
This place is mi-i-i-ine.

Look here - nothing's gonna change!
Everything will remain the same.
You will do what my people tell you to do.
Just say yes, and refrain from blame...

Troops are here, testing war zone.
This war ain't a mess, and I'll keep my throne.
Few thousand lives or one;
We'll stay in Iraq, 'til done.

Ain't quittin' in Iraq - there's no way!
I've got my pride; troops will stay.
No, ain't quittin' in Iraq - there's no way!
This place is mi-i-i-ine.

(Bush whistles in the dark...)

Author's web site version with MIDI musical accompaniment

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