Song Parodies -> "Waitin' For The Doctor All Day"

Original Song Title:

"Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay"

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Original Performer:

"Waitin' For The Doctor All Day"

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The Lyrics

Anyone would think it's my fault I'm a hypochondriac...

Sittin' in the mornin' sun
I'll be sittin' when the evening comes
watchin' wheel-chairs, roll in
then I watch 'em rollin' out agin, yeah

been waiting for the doctor all day
watchin' the hours drift away
just waitin for the doctor all day
wastin' ti-hi-hi-hi-hime

I left my home this morning
with a niggling little twinge in my toe
better go and visit my doctor
coz I'm sure he would be eager to know, yeah

To while away some time in my chair
there's this 5-year-old I'm tryn'to out-stare
the only thing in common we share
is wastin' ti-hi-hi-hi-hime

Looks like -
I've been forgotten!
Nobody has called my name!
I've watched -
ten people come and go through!
yet there was nobody -
when I came!

Sittin here all on my own
watchin' everybody else going home, yeah
receptionist is closing the door
now what would she be doing that for?

The cleaner's turning off the main light
gee, I reckon that could hurt my eyesight, yeah
I'll wait here for the doctor to say
it'll be fi-hi-hi-hi-hine

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Adagio - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Good premise. That's how I feel waiting for a simple dr. appt. 5's

Ashkicksass - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

For some reason, I can TOTALLY see you having a staring contest with a 5 year old. Too funny! Fabulous job here, darling Stu!

John Barry - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Welcome to "managed care." Take 15 and write more parodies in the morning.

AFW - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Funny take on an aggravating situation...only 555 minutes longer.

Tim Hall - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Great health care commentary!

Michael Pacholek - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Three fives, no waiting!

alvin rhodes - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

clever wordplay and good pacing....and also very true...5s

Stuart McArthur - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks adagio

thanks Ash - those 5-year-olds kick ass at out-staring

thanks John, AFW, Tim, Michael, alvin, and last but not least ,my doctor, without whom none of this would have been possible

Arwen - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

So basically I have had some problems getting on the site from work lately...or else I would have been here earlier...it's bad enough that you had to wait for the doctor all day...but now I've made you wait for my glowing wit all day, too. I'm sorry, Precious. I loved this! 5s...=)

Stuart McArthur - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

well, your dinner is now COLD! (mutters) as usual......

Jeff Reuben - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Very good...and something to look forward to!

Stuart McArthur - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment

yes, there are only gonna be more and longer waits, Cap'n Raspberry....thanks for the read

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