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Song Parodies -> "Biddin On The Stock At Ebay"

Original Song Title:

"Sittin On The Dock Of The Bay"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Otis Redding

Parody Song Title:

"Biddin On The Stock At Ebay"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Surfin' on the internet,
From the sun up till that old sun sets
Buyin' some real strange things,
Ain't surprisin' what the mailman brings

(Yeah) I Been Biddin' On The Stock At Ebay,
Postin' my price every day
oo, Just Biddin' On The Stock At Ebay,
Blowin' cash

(Yeah) Bought me a barn in Georgia,
A tractor and a stack a' hay
That may not sound so unusual,
But I'm livin' in downtown L.A.

Yeah, Biddin' On The Stock At Ebay,
Postin' my price every day
oo, Just Biddin' On The Stock At Ebay,
Wastin' cash

Bought me a boa constrictor,
A monkey, and some tree house plans
A brand new ultra lite aircraft,
And some framed sand, loaded with ants,

Yeah, I'm Biddin' On The Stock At Ebay,
Winnin' a bid everyday,
Just Biddin' On The Stock At Ebay,
Oops, outa cash!

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Dee Range - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
"I'm livin' in downtown L.A." just cracked me up. You've been bidding against my sister, who has a serious e-bay habit. Very good parody. High 5's
Johnny D - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I went through an eBay phase a couple of years ago....whew....glad I got over it! Great job, AFW.
Stuart McArthur - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
nice AFW - I've tried ebay, and wasn't impressed - maybe coz the ants broke free - 555
John Barry - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
eBay--fraud magnet or criminal enterprise? I'll bid 555.
Arwen - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I LOVE ebay!! And I love this parody...=) 5s, AFW!
alvin rhodes - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
e-bay is pig latin for "be" ..fun parody...5s
AFW - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks Dee, Johnny, Stuart, John, Arwen, Alvin...for votes and comments...I guess I'm the fraud...I've never actually done Ebay...
Jeff Reuben - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job on the song though. Just bought my new tailgate pants yesterday off Ebay =)
Guy - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/otisredding5.shtml

AFW, fine song, funny and clever but it looks like somebody else on the site beat you to it. I'm still fiving it.
Meriadoc - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Yep, Ebay can be addictive... :-)
Ashkicksass - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Cha Ching! Great job!
Serafina - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! I like how the parody title sounds similar to that of the original; it works very well. I don't visit Ebay, but the parody was really good! 5-5-5 for you. :)
Steven Cavanagh - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Positive rating from me!
AFW - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff, guy, Meriadoc, Ash, Serafina, and Steven... ...Guy, You mean just the same song, or different song, same theme, or what is the name....and who did it?
Guy - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
"Sitting on the Dock of the Bay" Based on the performance by Otis Redding
"Bidding on the Schlock on Ebay" Parody by Ken Willmott

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/otisredding5.shtml

I was going to do the same thing a while back and the idea seemed familiar. I Googled for it and found it on amiright. Ever since we lost our onsite search capability, it has been difficult to tell if something has already been done. I just wanted to tell you about it before someone got in your face about it. My stuff gets jacked all the time. Unless it's an all out plagiarism I pay it no mind. Apparently I got called for my Bel-Arabs song today because SNL did some kind of skit on this theme about 25 years ago. This person didn't have the common courtesy to leave their real screen name. Don't sweat it. Your song was great. I loved it.
Adagio - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe...Like it! 5's
Paul Robinson - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, JB got my "bid three 5's" line, but that's what you can expect when you have an excellent parody about e-bay posted and the voter can't get around to looking at stuff until after work...Great job, AFW...
Tim Mayfield - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
AFW, even if someone did the same idea before, yours is unique. Loved yours better than theirs anyway.
AFW - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess I should have checked the web...sometimes I do...use google...Well, my apologies to Ken..if he reads this...but I guess, like they say. Parody minds think alike...Thanks again, for the info, Guy...and your vote of support...But their is a difference.."Schlock". and "Stock".His version is Hebrew...mine is Gentile Thanks also, to Adagio, Paul, and Tim

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