Good corn gin moonshine,
I barfed on my toes.
I tinkled and then just,
Sprinkled my clothes.
Mood bending moonshine,
It strings us along,
We chug it 'til we can't see,
From barley, corn so stinking strong.
Pretty stup-idly,
Yabba-dabba-doobie way-lay way-low-low,
Babble, silly babble,
Doobie dabba yabba - let me a-lone.
Boozy oozy voila hooey yacka blah-blah,
Barley, corn so stinking strong.

Mood mending jar wine,
Drank out of a bong.
Mix it with tea and ginseng,
And sing our fav'rite drinking song.
Pretty stup-idly,
Yabba-dabba-doobie way-lay way-low-low,
Babble, silly babble,
Doobie dabba yabba - let me a-lone.
Boozy oozy voila hooey yacka blah-blah,
Really stupid drinking song.

Dinging a gong, bumming along,
Stringing a thong, shoving the throng,
Limping along,
Ping the pong, pong the ping,
Pong, pong, pong, ping,
Ping, ping, ping, pong...