Tong, Tong, leftist you are
You tell Rights they are wrong
You're an expert on chads
And G W's dad
If you left, we'd miss you, Tong

Tong, Tong, you're young and have drive
Come out of your need to theme
You run, it's your will, to embrace Bill and Hil
You can't deny, Willie Tong

But you sound really human singing "Lead Junk"
And we bet you're a softy - no radical punk
Bet you watch Bill O'Reilly, when no one's lookin'
At...

Tong, Tong, Bushies you hate
You slam them in every song
Now it can't be a phase
With 600 displays
Of leftist ditties, Willie Tong

Tong, Tong, you're young and ideal
(Okay, you're old, we were wrong)
So write up your fill, indomitable Will
And keep us amused jolly Tong