Dean Dean, it's Dean I see
Gotta take another pill
Dean Dean, it's Dean I see
Whom my wife is dating still

Oh well, I told my poor self
In on them I won't horn
I won't try to breakin' up their date
They say it's all just singin'
Not much screwin' around
Every night she comes home late
A-singin…

Dean Dean, it's Dean I hear
When I'm answering the phone
Dean Dean, it's Dean I hear
When I'm sitting home alone

Nah, there ain't no boyfriend it's all in my head
It's a little harmless fling
He's a windbag talker and a ramblin' man
Who just uses up her time
Hear me lyin' it's that

Dean Dean, it's Dean I smell
In my wife's disheveled hair
Dean Dean, it's Dean I smell
And she says it's nice I care

Yeah, she's gone each night when the sun goes down
And she's not there in my bed
Dean, Dean, he's such a load
And it's all been done and said
Sleazy now…

Dean Dean, it's Dean I feel
Is now singing with my voice
Dean Dean, he's the big deal
Cause she's exercising choice
Every body I want to clear it up

Dean Dean, it's Dean I see
Gotta take another pill
Dean Dean, it's Dean I see
Whom my wife is dating still
Whom my wife is dating still
Whom my wife is dating still
Whom my wife is dating still