oh, hello...mr. troll...i stopped by... to do me some feedin'
i'm distraught...i've been caught...i feel dread...i'll be eaten this evenin'
why in fact...i'm disgraced...and abased...beyond all reason
i can tell you're deranged...and dear stranger...i think you're a heathen

i say, zounds...look here, clown...my big brother would even the debt, here
if replaced...when you taste...my dear man...you'll sure win the bet, here
when he's cured...you'll be sure...i'm so measly...oh...he's...better
he said, you're strange...but i'll change...now, you get, there

in a while...the sick smile on his face...did not last, here
with a pound...that sick clown...took a kick...and it meant his disaster
ain't no trace...of his head...or his face...good riddance, ol' bastard
it is plain...he's been slain...my dear bro...finished the task, here
it is plain...he's been slain...my dear bro...finished the task, here
it is plain...he's been slain...my dear bro...finished the task, here