muffin man...let your...quick self roll
don't you let...others...match your stroll
muffins race...and they...move so fast
you can't lose...in a...running match
muffin man

you ain't caught yet...and...that's a fact
legs are flashin'...your...feet do smack
muffin man, we only...see your back
you go screamin'...and way past trackin'
furlongs, furlongs
wow-ow-ow-whee

muffin man...all the...time, you've led
like a jet, you're a...thoroughbred
in a chase, you go...streakin' past
in first place, you won't...come in last
muffin man

good, you smell...and you are...golden brown
you're sleek and fast,man...whippin' 'round
feet, my god, you raise and...put 'em down
you go steamin'...with no strength, lackin'
so long, so long
wow-ow-ow-whee