Song Parodies -> "Ruth's Sixty Rips"

Original Song Title:

"Route 66"

Original Performer:

"Ruth's Sixty Rips"

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The Lyrics

if a yankee fan...you sure was blessed
when the babe played...in his heyday...he was best
quite a trick...ol' ruth's sixty rips

how far does that ball go...till it stay ?
more than five hundred feet...some would say
quite a trick...ol' ruth's sixty rips

now, they had bob and louie
pennock, combs, and "dugie"
and ol' tony lazzeri was mighty scary
you seen...wilcy moore throw ?
waite hoyt ?....a dynamo
when it came to homers
babe sure knocked 'em over
big man...cigars...rum, broads and limos

the crowd would flip...then, his brim, he'd tip
bat would shake in his enormous grip
quite a trick...ol' ruth's sixty rips
quite a trick...ol' ruth's sixty rips
quite a trick...ol' ruth's sixty rips

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AFW - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Sporty, sharp, and excellent..this one goes right out of the park! five homers..

Barry Bonds - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment

It's obious that Ruth was on steroids. Animal steroids, from all the hot dogs he ate. The beef and pork were tainted with steroids, I say. There has got to be as ass-terisk for that fat, pot-bellied SOB. 555, the same number of homers I'm gonna hit this year, if my new supply of Human Growth Whore-Moan gets here in time.

Tommy Turtle - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Roger (Maris) that, alvin.... you win the mantle. Five Baby Ruths.
Barry Bonds, aaron you showing a little jealousy here?

John Barry - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Too bad the OS wasn't by Gary (U.S.) Bonds. 555 feet, outa the park.

alvin rhodes - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks AFW "barry" (lol) tommy and john

LucidLupin LeeBee - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Being over the pond and knowing little of baseball some of this is lost on me but the words fit 'n' rip fine 5s

alvin rhodes - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks leebee

Rick C - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Once again you surprised me with the title. I thought this was going to be about a girl named Ruth who suffered from severe flatulence. 555

Michael Pacholek - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Hate to admit it, but I also thought it would be what Rick C. thought it would be about. Instead... as John Sterling would say... It's swung on, and it's driven to deep right field! It is high! It is far! It is... GONE! A home run for Alvin Rhodes! Ruth wore Number 3, but you get Joe DiMaggio's Number 5 here.

Larry Hensley - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment

555 grand slams.

alvin rhodes - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks rick michael and larry

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