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Song Parodies -> "Ample Toes"

Original Song Title:

"Ramblin' Rose"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nat 'King' Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Ample Toes"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

Ample toes ample toes
Why there's twelve there no one knows
There's no tree grown that you can't own
You can cling to the smoothest boles

Scramble up scramble up
"Til you've reached the very top
Coconuts fall you will have all
When your scramblin' day is through

Ample toes ample toes
You're the village CEO
You can count through
Twenty and two
Point five more if you add your wee hose

Ample toes ample toes
Through the jungle bare, you go
Think that I'd choose extra wide shoes
If you decide to start wearing clothes
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Johnny D - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
"Thank you, Dean Martin! There's nothing like good clean business! And a little monkey business!"
The Pomfret - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, Rick! Tell me what you were eating just before you wrote this.
John Barry - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
5s for this simian singin'.
Rick C - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, Pomfret, I could have been eating Free-toes?
AFW - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
This is truly high tech....a digital parody...three fives
Red Ant - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
DRTOS well enough to vote. Sorry.
Guy - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
This one needs no pedicure. You peddled this one off in true digital style.
Leo Jay - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't get the CEO line... but this is great.
alvin rhodes - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
beautiful job...5s

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