Remember when you got that car and I got on my knees and
begged you to give it to me because I liked it more than you?
Well...You left me without a car, then the days got colder and colder,
and now you see I have to take the short bus to school...
And...

The short bus is coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
The short bus is coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa,
to the special school, where schoolwork is easy all the time,
and you’ll be sorry you didn’t lend me your car,
and The short bus is coming to take me to school, ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I
had said that going to the special school because I don’t have a
car...RIGHT? I know you smiled, I saw you smile, you smiled and
smiled and smiled and then you laughed, but now you know I'm insanely mad...
And...

The short bus is coming to take me to school, ha-haaa, the short
bus is coming to take me to school, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa. To
the special school, with numbers and letters and kiddy song and
mid-day naps for kids who sit and smile and wet their underwear
and pants; and the short bus is coming to take me to school, ha-haaa!

I washed your car, I vacuumed the floor, and this is how you pay me
back for all my kind insanely deeds... Huh? Well you just wait, they'll
take your car and when they do they'll contact the BBB, you mangy sister!
And...

The short bus is coming to take me away, ha-haaa! The short bus is
coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa, to the special
school, where schoolwork is easy all the time, and you’ll be sorry
you didn’t lend me your car, and The short bus is coming to take me
to school, ha-haaa! To the special school, with numbers and letters
and kiddy song and mid-day naps for kids who sit and smile and
wet their underwear and pants; and the short bus is coming to take
me to school, ha-haaa! To the special school … (fade out)