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Song Parodies -> "Kangaroo Poo (paper)"

Original Song Title:

"Somethin' Stupid"

Original Performer:

Nancy Sinatra/Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Kangaroo Poo (paper)"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

Johnny D challenged Aussies to comment on Australia's new invention, paper (including toilet paper no doubt) made from kangaroo faeces.........................(link to the news story at the bottom)
I travel all the time and I have used a wide vari-ety of lava-tor-ies
but even in the great ones there is nil to separ-ate one from the other to me
I've wiped my bum on toilet paper from a wonderful array of new loos
but only in Australi-a is toilet paper made from kangaroo-poos

It's such a small deta-il - but I checked airlines' ava-il - able new schedules
I had to spend more time in that brown land so open-minded ‘bout marsu-pials

I quit my job, I tossed my keys, yet no-one thought this lunacy was going to last
but they'd no clue how satisfying kangaroo-poo paper feels - against my ass
The brownish hue and grassy feel just contribute to these ass-sealing loo-tools
coz only in Australi-a is toilet paper made from kangaroo-poos

And though I now live here, and I am lonely, bored, and feel a little blue too
I'm here to stay because I cannot give away the soft texture of roo poo

of roo poo
of roo poo
of roo poo





http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050215/ap_on_fe_st/manure_paper_1
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050215/ap_on_fe_st/manure_paper_1
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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4
Total Votes: 15

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Johnny D - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
What if they start printing Australian currency on roo-poo-paper? Great job, Stu!
alvin rhodes - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
wonderful wordplay....definitely a unique parody, to be sure...5s
Steve K. - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I see some bloke just had to go #1 on ya, mate. I give you high marks just for the unusual subject matter.
Meriadoc - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious Stuart! (shall we now have to give you the moniker "Roo Poo Stu"?)
The Wallaby Gourmet - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Say there, Meriadoc mate, how'dja like t'try my "Roo Poo Stew" ? It's hoppin' good!
Icky Ticky Tavi - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't like this one, matey.
Stuart McArthur - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks Johnny - it was ALL your fault
thanks alvin
thanks Poo-Police for the 1s :-)
thanks Steve - unusual AND factual
thanks Merry - yours yesterday and mine today share similarities, and not just the letters r.o.o.
thanks Wallaby (I think I know you)
sorry Icky, and I fully understand - bit that way myself
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! Awesome parody, I won't even bother trying to finish the crappy one I started, as this is far more crappier! Well done!
Stuart McArthur - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks Luke - that makes me the only crapper in the village - (I know you know where that's from)
Kristof Robertson - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Stories like this make me wonder why I ever left..:-) Great "jobbie" Stu..555
Stuart McArthur - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
yep, Kristof, in fact I feel like one RIGHT now....

a VB of course - what did you think I meant?
Icky Ticky Tavi - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
There was another stupid comment on here from an entity that shall remain nameless (suffice to say that his/her initials stand for Plainly Lunkheaded), about poo. Comments like that will be hunted down and destroyed.
Hoof Hearted - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
PP Long Sticking, go smoke some marijuanica.
Poopie Longstocking - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Stuart McArthur, this comment is directed to you and you only. Thank you, Stuart, for composing and posting such a brilliantly witty poo-parody. Stuart, I personally appreciate your work; thank you.
Stu McArthur - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
You're not welcome.
Benny Bell - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey PP: Go stick your head in a bucket of ...SHAVING CREAM!
Stuart McArthur - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
hmm, first time I've ever had one of my threads hijacked - fascinating - please continue....(PS: please note I've never posted under "Stu McArthur" on AmIright)
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Franchesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Are you sure?
Agrimorfee - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05)Funny song for a funny idea. I can't vouch for the pacing, haven't heard the song in a long while, but a great parody!
Johnny D - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above, wipe below, hop hop hop
Dee Range - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC... ROO-POO? LMAO!! What'll they think of next???
Jeff Reuben - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC: Looks like you were up to the challenge here, great job!
Red Ant - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) "Roo-poo" LOL. Maybe this could be remade to David Bowie's "Dance Magic(Labrynth)". Wiping your rear with recycled poo? I'll pass. 555
Scathe - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-K) I think recycling is good, but this might be a little much.
Armstrong - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS but just saying roo poo makes me laugh!
Peregrin - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Better late than never I found this Stu ! Good work, you have inspired me to give it a go :)
Stuart McArthur - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
what? kangaroo-poo toilet-paper?........(p)ouch!

thanks Pippin :-)

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