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Song Parodies -> "Dames"
Original Song Title:
"Mame"
Original Performer:
Musical Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Dames"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
who has the womb that lets you be born...dames
who cooks you burgers, hot dogs and corn...dames
who keeps those meals a-comin'
and often times is never lent a hand
who keeps that household humming
and takes the kiddies off to disneyland
who gets the crappy end of the stick...dames
who knows just how their hubbies may tick...dames
although some think they're skanky
i'm not about to claim i feel the same
no man should be deprived, my friend
they'll make you feel alive, my friend
i wanna give 'em fives again...dames
who likes to always set their own style...dames
who likes to make the fellows all smile...dames
and with her lashes battin'
she's sure to get a man within her reach
she's gonna end up chattin'
with someone who's enamored by her speech
who puts up with our beefs and our fits...dames
who are the ones that love us to bits...dames
some dames, you saw, you conquered
while other wouldn't let ya have their names
they're great and recreational
sometimes they're inspirational
a few are just sensational...dames
who gets the crappy end of the stick...dames
who knows just how their hubbies may tick...dames
although some think they're skanky
i'm not about to claim i feel the same
no man should be deprived, my friend
they'll make you feel alive, my friend
i wanna give 'em fives again...dames
who cooks you burgers, hot dogs and corn...dames
who keeps those meals a-comin'
and often times is never lent a hand
who keeps that household humming
and takes the kiddies off to disneyland
who gets the crappy end of the stick...dames
who knows just how their hubbies may tick...dames
although some think they're skanky
i'm not about to claim i feel the same
no man should be deprived, my friend
they'll make you feel alive, my friend
i wanna give 'em fives again...dames
who likes to always set their own style...dames
who likes to make the fellows all smile...dames
and with her lashes battin'
she's sure to get a man within her reach
she's gonna end up chattin'
with someone who's enamored by her speech
who puts up with our beefs and our fits...dames
who are the ones that love us to bits...dames
some dames, you saw, you conquered
while other wouldn't let ya have their names
they're great and recreational
sometimes they're inspirational
a few are just sensational...dames
who gets the crappy end of the stick...dames
who knows just how their hubbies may tick...dames
although some think they're skanky
i'm not about to claim i feel the same
no man should be deprived, my friend
they'll make you feel alive, my friend
i wanna give 'em fives again...dames
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yep 5's
Dame good song!
There is nothin' like a good dame parody...reads smooth
thanks lionel PMS and AFW
Nice! I echo AFW's comments and liked the 5's tie in at the end.
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