I can't abide truthful things
I side with what the Web brings
To my eyes at the screen where I'm sitting
There for hours, I don't rise
'Cause the Web keeps me apprised
Of what I should be doing, thinking

I live in a dream
With unicorn teams
I'm a cray memes believer
Love those faux data streams!

All I ever see
Is what my delusions need
I take bullshit quite seriously
Many forwards come from my friends
Who're also off the deep end
And I then forward the crap at great speed

I live in a dream
With deluded teams
I'm a cray memes believer
In my dome junk-think streams

I'm part of a team
That lives in a dream
We're all cray memes believers
Swimming faux data streams