Song Parodies -> "Better Turn The Cookies On"

Original Song Title:

"Devil With The Blue Dress On"

Original Performer:

"Better Turn The Cookies On"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Wrote this one in ten minutes after I found out my votes hadn't been counted due to having cookies disabled here!

click, click, don't work, oh no, shit!
I just voted fives, didn't register it
Technical glitch or web site problem
Must be something that I've forgotten
Check out "internet options" under "Tools"
Add "amiright" in Privacy edit, you fools!
You just better turn the cookies, cookies, cookies,
Better turn the cookies on
Better turn the cookies, cookies, cookies,
Better turn the cookies on

That's what you do in Explorer No. 6
Got no idea 'bout other browser tricks.
It works real cool, you can vote all fives
It's a safe bet that it won't crash hard drives.
Won't get spam, Chucky's not a rat
We're on a safe site and I like it like that
You just better turn the cookies, cookies, cookies,
Better turn the cookies on
Better turn the cookies, cookies, cookies,
Better turn the cookies on

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