We don’ war no haute couture in Wasilla
We jes’ pull on jeans and vests o’ fleece.
But Ah cain’t keep dressin’ like no drilla …
jes’ ain’t done by VP wannabes.

Hunnert-fifty Gs fer togs at Nieman-
Marcus, mebbee fifty more at Saks
gonna he’p give Demmacrats a reamin’,
gonna save ye’s from th’ devil in Sears slacks.

An’ … Ah’m proud t’ be a killa from Wasilla
out winnin’ votes decked out in these hot duds.
Ah don’t know mah own ass from Manila,
but kin wrap it so’s it lures them horny studs.

(An’) Yeah, Ah hafta trade m’ mukluks in fer Prada,
try t’ make ol’ Todd look decent, too.
Ain’t worn nothin’ new thet Ah ain’ gotta
as Lizzie Hasselbeck’ll tell ye’s on “The View.”

An’ … Ah’m proud t’ be a killa from Wasilla
out winnin’ votes decked out in these hot duds.
Ah don’t know mah own ass from Manila,
but kin wrap it so’s it lures them horny studs.

(If) Ah don’t know mah ass from Manila,
if Ah’m dressed up hot enuff, then thet’s okay.