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Song Parodies -> "Trollfinger"
Original Song Title:
"Goldfinger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey
Parody Song Title:
"Trollfinger"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
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Trollfinger
He's a troll, a troll with an evil touch
A spammer's touch
Such a cold finger
Beckons you to enter his spammer's inn
But don't go in
Spammy words he will post in the board
But his lies can't disguise his empty goard
For moderators knows when they ban him
His return's ain't slim ...
From Mister Trollfinger
Everyone, beware of this trolling fool
He is a tool
Spammy words he will post in the board
But his lies can't disguise his empty goard
For moderators knows when they ban him
His return's ain't slim ...
From Mister Trollfinger
Everyone, beware of this trolling fool
He is a tool
He's also a trool
He's a troll
He's a fool
He's also a tool
He's a troll
He's a trool
He's a troll, a troll with an evil touch
A spammer's touch
Such a cold finger
Beckons you to enter his spammer's inn
But don't go in
Spammy words he will post in the board
But his lies can't disguise his empty goard
For moderators knows when they ban him
His return's ain't slim ...
From Mister Trollfinger
Everyone, beware of this trolling fool
He is a tool
Spammy words he will post in the board
But his lies can't disguise his empty goard
For moderators knows when they ban him
His return's ain't slim ...
From Mister Trollfinger
Everyone, beware of this trolling fool
He is a tool
He's also a trool
He's a troll
He's a fool
He's also a tool
He's a troll
He's a trool
Trool = Troll + Tool
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I really have to hand this to you Maxy! You put YOURSELF as the original performer as well as the parodist!
Made a mistake, I was in a hurry when I posted it, it should've been Shirley Bassey, I screwed up worse than the time when Carl Pavano tried to sleep on a bed of spikes ust so he can see why some people did it in India.
That is cool. I know Shirley Bassey was the original performer anyway. I just thought it looked pretty neat you putting yourself as the performer, though I realised you did it by mistake. No matter you can always resubmit it and get this one deleted.
No need, got it fixed thanks to ChuckyG.
I remember the original song well and who sang it. I hated it. Your version is much better.
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