Never call him gay
Coz he swings both ways, he's my guy (bi guy!)
He loves me to death
Also Beth and Seth for my guy (bi guy, bi guy!)

I'm stickin' with my guy
Although he's much derided
I won't try to fight it
He's....undecided!
I'm tellin' you he don't care
About which bits go where- he's bi guy

Nothing makes me smile
Like blokes; versatile...those bi guys (bi guys!)
Nothing makes me hot
Like dudes who do the lot...those bi guys (bi guys, bi guys!)

He tells me lovin's really easy
When you end up......AC/DC
My fella's so givin'
He's also recievin'....bi guy!

As a healthy metrosexual he takes great care
His opinion is he's got really great hair
As a matter of taste to be exact
He's my ideal coz he loves Jill and Jack..

A muscle bound man
A nurse called Fran for my guy (bi guy!)
A hairy chest
A coupla C-cup breasts for my guy (bi guy, bi guy!)
He may not be a movie star
But he is brilliant in a menage....a trois!
It could be Jan today
Julio or BJ for my guy

It could be Stan today
Julia or Rene for my guy
(He wants more!)
It could be Dan or Ray
Who's to know? Who's to say? My bi guy.....