[sounds of labored snoring]

A. . .
Stuporthesomnanbulisticexpeditionposes
Several dangers, i.e., I
Might sleepwalk into roses,
Whose thorns might then have torn
Into my shins and my toeses.

Stuporedandsomnanbulisticoutofbedandroaming
[sound of feet shuffling]

I always was afraid to sleep
When I was just a lad.
The problem reversed itself when
I rented my own pad.
One night I was awakened when
A hard wall met my nose,

Snot made sinuous trails; whalers
Might have said, "Thar she blows!"
Blow!

Stuporthesomnanbulisticexpeditionposes
Several dangers, i.e., I
Might sleepwalk into roses,
Whose thorns might then have torn
Into my shins and my toeses.

Stuporedandsomnanbulisticit'snobedofroses
[sounds of screaming during sleep]

I traveled all around the place;
My body parts were bent.
I'd hit the walls; I'd often fall
But still stay somnolent.

I duked it out while strolling;
In my reverie, Ali
Was with me in the ring and then
A haymaker hit me.

Ow!
PalookaedIthinkIamI'mvexedbecausemynoseis
Flattened; I don't realize,
It happened in my dozes.
Actually, I walk into
A door as it closes.

PalookaedIthinkIamI'mvexedatleftwardnoseshift
[sounds of breathing through a broken nose]

And even worse, I bit my tongue--
My teeth have no decay.
Before this wound, the word
For me, I think, was Nez Percé.
If I do not stroll carefully,
I'll endanger my life.

She might think I'm a robber,
And she has a gun, my wife.